First off, I have to mention something that is going on behind the scenes here at littlefootlongfoot.com. while we are thrilled with the ease of posting on this here blog, we have suddenly been inundated with little robots. Not cute ‘Batteries Not Included’ robots, but those spammy ones.
Would someone please explain to me why someone ever made some sort of bot thing that would decide to type this in our blog comments?
“Hello Man!, need your help.
HELP! I’m having a telly/jello shots? Thenks. I am vaiting for answer!!!”
It’s not even SELLING anything. No penile implants. No college diplomas.
It actually makes me sort of happy inside if I picture one of those cute little movie robots typing that…he’d be like some sort of eccentric confused type from Russia. With a little fur hat. One day he mechanically waddled into a bar and was presented with a jello shot. Stymied with what to do with it due to its un-liquid nature (cuz he was programmed to drink only liquid things in glasses), he accessed the internet through his tiny mechanical brain and somehow our blog comment section was the first thing he found.
But yeah, I don’t think that’s what’s happening. But what do I know? I am just a model. See?
Big ups to journalist extraordinaire Sofi Papamarko for spotting my teen model potential. Apologies to those who opened up Toronto’s Eye Weekly over the past few days and spat our their coffee in surprise at my extremely red lips and my ‘I think there’s something in my bum…but it’s SEXY’ expression.
I hope you don’t think JOEL is a bot…
You want to install Akismet. It’s free. (But you need to register for a free user account with Automattic. They are the nice people who make WordPress.) Akismet will be your bot fighting bot. It works like a dream. (I would be happy to field any WordPress questions. Feel free to email me.)
The Eye piece is gorgeous. Whatever’s in that bum of yours… promise to use it only for the good of humankind. With great power comes great responsibility.